Posts categorized “L'amour”

A Special Day Indeed

Today marks the birthday
Of a lady I met in a café
Although coffee she avoids
She released my serotonin, oxytocin, vasopressin and endogenous opioids
Now it’s already been half a year
Thank goodness she can pronounce ‘Nuclear’
She has shown to be incredibly caring
And at times, a little daring
She makes me laugh, to boot
With her increasingly frequent toots
Today she grows in age
I say she’s becoming a sage
Indeed, I love her the most
Even more than peanut butter toast

Happy birthday, baby. I love you!

She Isn’t One To Mess With…

Watch my girlfriend kill this poor soul with one of her typical volleyball spikes.

…Fear her.

Heidi’s Art 2.0

After her first appearance on this site, Heidi’s been making some pretty great MS Paint art. I decided to post some once in a while. Here’s her latest creation:

We're disgusting

We’re Awesome

Heidi is the best thing that’s happened to me in a very long time. She took care of me while I was mega-sick, we laugh to kill ourselves all the time, and we learn loads from each other. Fuck I love her.

Inside jokes ftw

Inside jokes ftw

I Wonder If This Is Really What Happens

Questionable Content is a great comic. Right up there with C&H and xkcd.