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	<title>AndrewShouts.com: A weblog of rants and general commentary by Andrew Manderson &#187; Douchebags</title>
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		<title>Glenn Beck&#8217;s Emotions: Straight From His Jar Of Vicks</title>
		<link>http://www.andrewshouts.com/2009/11/06/glenn-becks-emotions-straight-from-his-jar-of-vicks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:36:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<title>Another Douchebag Link</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:15:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out this slideshow.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Check out <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/42406957@N04/sets/72157622225596987/show/">this slideshow</a>.</p>
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		<title>One Of The Many Things That Irk Me</title>
		<link>http://www.andrewshouts.com/2009/11/04/one-of-the-many-things-that-irk-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:51:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Douchebags]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
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		<title>Glenn Beck Is A Fucking Lunatic</title>
		<link>http://www.andrewshouts.com/2009/09/30/glenn-beck-is-a-fucking-lunatic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 23:32:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Religion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s men like this that give religion the worst of its bad name.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s men like this that give religion the worst of its bad name.</p>
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		<title>Photoshop Fail</title>
		<link>http://www.andrewshouts.com/2009/09/30/photoshop-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 11:31:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Congrats Ralph Lauren for outdoing Gap:

Her head is bigger than her pelvis. Finally, a real model I can get my girlfriend to aspire to.
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<p>Her head is bigger than her pelvis. Finally, a real model I can get my girlfriend to aspire to.</p>
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		<title>Oops: Fox Caught Again</title>
		<link>http://www.andrewshouts.com/2009/09/18/oops-fox-caught-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 15:08:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>

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		<title>Mind-Boggling</title>
		<link>http://www.andrewshouts.com/2009/08/30/mind-boggling/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 14:51:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why the fuck is Dick Cheney getting so much airtime?
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		<title>United We Sit</title>
		<link>http://www.andrewshouts.com/2009/08/18/united-we-sit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 12:52:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<title>Fox News Invents &#8220;Breaking News&#8221; Story To Get Out Of Interview</title>
		<link>http://www.andrewshouts.com/2009/08/07/fox-news-invents-breaking-news-story-to-get-out-of-interview/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 12:06:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<title>Yup, People Like This Still Exist</title>
		<link>http://www.andrewshouts.com/2009/07/17/yup-people-like-this-still-exist/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:14:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It will definitely bring in the dollars, but this guy scares me for thinking it&#8217;s okay to give people vouchers for AK-47s for the purchase of pickup trucks, as reported by CNN. It gets worse as the tape rolls along.

Embedded video from CNN Video
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It will definitely bring in the dollars, but this guy scares me for thinking it&#8217;s okay to <a href="http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2009/07/17/am.muller.truck.ak47.cnn">give people vouchers for AK-47s</a> for the purchase of pickup trucks, as reported by CNN. It gets worse as the tape rolls along.<br />
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