A Geek’s Take On Santa’s Existence

This is incredibly funny. Some of the parts within:

This means that Santa’s sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man- made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second – a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.

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The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each.

In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second.

July 3rd, 2009. 2 comments... »
Categories: Geek, Humor.

2 comments.

  1. LAL. Makes me think of a book I had when I was younger,

    http://www.amazon.com/Physics-Christmas-Aerodynamics-Reindeer-Thermodynamics/dp/0316366951/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1246645089&sr=8-1

    Posted by Mathieu on July 3rd, 2009.

  2. LOL

    Posted by Michelle on July 7th, 2009.

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